Southern Comfort

We were in SoCal again over the weekend. And I am happy to report that conditions have deteriorated at Church's to the point that bodyboarders are now snaking me in the beach break.

I banged rails with a longboarder who defended his right to snake me by exclaiming, "I was up first!"

Losing my typically cool composure I exclaimed, "That doesn't f*cking matter!!! You were on the f*cking shoulder!!!"

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Won't You Take Me to Nike Town

I predict we'll see Tiger Woods swinging on the back nine in a baggy Hurley sweatshirt before we ever see a Nike Swoosh on the ASP Tour.

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Public Toilets at The Lane

Regarding those shady characters lurking around the public toilets on West Cliff...Are they participating in the illicit trade of narcotics? Or are they simply looking for love in all the wrong places?

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Health and Nutrition

I am on day 10 of my shark cartilage supplements. And I now have seagulls hovering outside of my bathroom window. They think I'm cutting bait in there!

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On The Hook's "Ambassador"

He's the guy who popularized the phrase, "Sorry, but I thought you were going behind me."