Oh, hi, teens. Notch Johnson here. You may have heard that me and my unit have been battling the Light Brown-apple Moth this week. And boy, things are SURE getting hairy out there. So hairy, it's worse than a Santa Cruz Adjacent beach in summertime!

Scientists have told us that the Light Brown-apple Moth - or "L'BM" as I like to call it - is more destructive to California than an earthquake, tsunami, and Lindsay Lohan all rolled into one.

Like I said, the Light Brown-apple Moth has kept us on our toes lately. In fact, things have been so exciting around here that I had to dispatch my unit three times last night!

So remember, teens, don't stand around outside with your mouths open after 8PM.

And until next time, this is Notch Johnson saying...Ride the big one!